True stories no one tells

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away, there was a handsome young lad who fell in love with a gorgeous girl. So he decided to ask her:

- Will you marry me?

- NO!!! - she said.

And he lived happily ever after. He went fishing, played soccer with colleagues, travelled a lot, visited many places and met many other girls. He was always in a good mood, always with a smile on his face. He never had problems with money and he could go out and have beer with his friends whenever he felt like doing so.

The End

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